Step into a space where we kick the patriarchal bullshit about aging & sex to the curb, and destroy the notion menopause makes you old, tired, worn-out & decrepit.

BEFORE WE MARCH, LET’S GET REAL…

You’ve tried every “magic bullet” out there. 

Pills promising you’ll be DTF (thanks Gwyneth!), diets claiming they’ll “stop the spread,” or luxury serums swearing your skin will revert to its 20s. And, oh man, the disappointment when these “solutions” fizzle out faster than your meno-rage.

Cue a tub of Talenti in one hand, a glass of Pinot in the other, and the creeping thought that maybe this Freaky Friday nightmare is your new normal. Or even worse—you start believing the patriarchal lie that you’re destined to become a non-sexual old maid whose best days are behind her.

Trust me—I get it. But, you haven’t peaked. You're not dried up. You aren’t crazy.

In fact, you're only just stepping into your Betty White era.*

It’s time to ROCK your age.

Got questions? I’m dropping straight FAQ’S.

+ WHAT CONCIERGE SERVICES DO YOU OFFER?

You’re looking at it! Menopause Rocks is our only concierge service. Looking for more “traditional” options for your healthcare? Check out Be. Women’s Health & Wellness here.

+ HOW MUCH DOES THIS PROGRAM COST?

We have several options for our discerning rockstars out there, including a
90-day Mini-menopause metamorphosis. We also have two different year-long
tours to join (think ERAS with a dash of Renaissance). BOOK MY CALL NOW

+ WILL MY INSURANCE COVER IT?

Menopause Rocks is out of network with insurance—but we’re happy to provide receipts for submission to HSA/FSA or insurance.

+ DO YOU TAKE PATIENTS FROM OTHER STATES?

I can do you one better. Thanks to the magic of virtual medicine, we can see women in any city, any state, or any country on Earth! This is an all-access, worldwide tour, sis.